This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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