He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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