Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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