your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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