So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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