Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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