i love accidental penises.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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