this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Randomize
