I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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