Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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