I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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