do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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