But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We left the knife in your bed.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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