Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
