ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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