just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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