You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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