So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if only i could text you this smell
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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