Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
