How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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