chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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