8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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