Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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