is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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