Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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