once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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