i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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