So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
