LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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