I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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