I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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