her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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