well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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