i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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