Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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