you're like a bully in the Christmas story
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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