Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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