Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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