I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Help. Why am I so naked?
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