The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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