just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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