I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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