I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Oh god it's open bar.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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