Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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