I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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