This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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