I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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