If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
