have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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