I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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