I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
40s are totally the cure
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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