I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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