I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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