i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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