I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
where does the pee come out of this thing
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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