so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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