Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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